Facebook

"A stalker's dream come true" and a misanthrope's worst fears confirmed a thousandfold. Thankfully there is one redeeming quality: more porn is plaguing the site than ever. Because the cynics responsible for the rules are beginning to realize signing a terms of service without reading it is not going to affect anyone's inclination to watch or upload fucking twerk videos.

If you scoured the entire timeline of every user to ever exist on Facebook, you could fit the posts that contain any intellectual merit on a single flash drive, and most of them would be mine.

by TheManThatYouFear May 14, 2014

Facebook

The place where you finally get revenge on people who bothered you in the past.

(Directed at the teacher who called someone a know-it-all)
How is making a small statement supposed to be 'knowing everything?!

So that's getting revenge on Facebook.

by SomeoneNew October 18, 2012

facebookally

Its like having it be official, like a relationship or liking a band.

I like chesse burgers facebookally

by Stevo343 March 2, 2011

Facebooking

Hitting Gene over the head with a book.

Trying to knock some sense into Gene, we thought facebooking was our only solution. So we grabbed a dictionary and had at him. It didn't make him smarter, but it sure was fun! (i think it straightened his nose a little too!)

by facebook this April 1, 2010

facebooking

To take pictures anywhere only for the purpose to put them on facebook.

I saw Jenny with a camera at the party yesterday, we all know she was just facebooking though.

by Jellypop January 19, 2007

Facebook

Facebook's mission is to give people the power to share and make the world more open and connected.

Millions of people use Facebook everyday to keep up with friends, upload an unlimited number of photos, share links and videos, and learn more about the people they meet.

by Anna Bella Rosie March 19, 2009

Facebook

The coolest internet site on the web. Talk with your friends on instant chat or write them a wall post or inbox. There is a bunch of cool stuff. Myspace is a booty call and twitter is for people with nothing else better to do!

I went on my Facebook last night and had so many notifications!

by xoxobabe224 January 16, 2010