elephancy

(n)

1. the state of idiocy, usually pertaining to fat situations
2. the state of randomness for a conversation
3. the relevance to elephants and their behavior in any time

Only under the state of elephancy can a skinny man eat a whole ton of cheese fries.

by Scyzerfenn April 25, 2004

douche elephant

the beer guzzling, weight gaming homosexual. while elephants drink water through their noise this douch elephant would love to attempt to guzzle down beer through his noise often resulting in beer spilled all over themselves and a large mouthed smile.

wow. look at the douche elephant, he can't even handle one beer and he wants to try das boot.

by yourmom00 December 6, 2007

Cranial Elephantitis

The medical condition involving severe swelling of one's skull until said skull reaches an absurd girth.

As a kindergartener, Nils learned at an early age that his cranial elephantitis would prevent him from fitting through most doors, and as a result he would die alone and lonely

by LVGP January 22, 2009

strawberry elephant

Definition of something really cute and beautiful for example a person or animal.

Person 1: omg she looks soooo cute.

Person 2: like a strawberry elephant fr!!

by anandaMCbananahead June 17, 2023

Cloth-Eared Elephant

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.

I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.

by DCFd2 May 10, 2008

elephant titus

Someone with gigantic nuts.

A guy who has balls the size of an elephants. (your DAD)

by as May 17, 2004

elephatass

someone with a nice round ass

Sharon has a elephatass

by EXiT March 23, 2004