Elbasan

A city located in Albania. One of the larger cities in the country, Elbasan is located in a valley in the mountain ranges of Albania. The second most polluted city in Europe, due to the old factories that have run since the countries communistic reign. Elbasan is a poor city, but is full of gorgeous women. It also has delicious local food. In short, Elbasan is the greatest city in Albania...maybe even in all of Europe....

1: Man, you are so cool! Seriously, you are like the coolest and most attractive person I've ever met!

2: Yeah, I'm from Elbasan.

Elbasan by thespian1 June 4, 2011

Elastic waistband 

The art of wrapping an elastic rubber band around someone's hand and holding one end then moving your hand up and down to masturbate using the other persons hand

I heard Tom and Jerry preformed the Elastic waistband last night. I have to try that one day!

Elastic waistband by NuclearGay January 24, 2015

Eliana 

Eliana ... The most amazing person in the world, funny and very attractive! She is just the kind of person you would date. She is smart and beautiful, even when she’s not princess-walking down the hallway on the red carpet. She will tell her boyfriend that she loves him and she will do almost anything to be with him and she is the best girlfriend. If you have an Eliana as your love, you are he LUCKIEST boy in the whole world. She is pure victory at sports and games. Boys will fall head over heels for her, because HOW COULD THEY NOT?!?!?! She’s pure amazement. Every girl wants to be Eliana, or be her BFF. All the boys want to be her boyfriend and her love. When Eliana is in love, it’s VERY obvious. Eliana is the BEST GIRL in the whole world.

Boy 1: Did you see Eliana?

Boy 2: I’m in love.

Boy 1: So am I! I just LOVE Eliana. I wanna ask her on a date, but I don’t wanna embarrass her in front of her friends.

Boy 2: Just tell her! How hard can it be?

Boy 1: Will you go on a date with me?

Eliana: No, sorry. I’m waiting for the right boy to love.

Boy 1: I just wanna let you know- I love you!

Eliana: Everyone does.

(Boy 2 sneaks up behind Eliana and hugs her and kisses her cheek)

Eliana: Not again...

Eliana by NarwhalGirl90 June 7, 2019

Elastic band theory

When your with someone, things can get too close. So TA-DA the elastic band theory: if you let someone go they will come pinging back like an elastic band.

YAY :)

Scenario 1:

Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Nooo I love you so much don't go!!!

Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Ok sweety, see you whenever then.
*Later*
Tom: I LOVE YOU JANE :)
Jane: Mwahahaha the Elastic band theory never fails

Elastic band theory by babeyyyyyx October 12, 2009

ElAstin 

ElAstin is a merging of the names Elijah and Astin, reffering to the actors Elijah Wood and Sean Astin, who stared in the Lord Of The Rings Trillogy. ElAstin is used when referring to slash fanfic involving these two people and/or chatacters that they have played in movies.

Disclaimer: I do not own these people or their characters.
WARNING: Any and all ElAstin fanfiction is just that: FICTION! We do not pretend to know what goes on in these actors lives and no harm is meant by what is written here.

ElAstin by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006

Elasti-Vag 

1. Adj. Combination of Elastic and vagina meaning a vigina with characteristics similar to those of elastic.

2. Noun. A vigina resilient to the effects of frequent intercourse; a vigina with the ability to "bounce back" after being physically distorted

Prostitute: Hey sweet thang, you lookin for a good time?

Guy: I'd rather date-rap a virgin than pay money to screw your loose cooch.

Prostitute: Don't get it twisted sweetheart, I got that elasti-vag. Feels like the first time everytime.

Elasti-Vag by Princess Latifah February 27, 2009

Fantastic Elastic 

the act of mathematically measuring the exact point at which a given bungee jumper will reach the bottom of their downwards fall. And positioning a tight female at this given point. the bungee jumper needs to be masturbating as he is falling so that when he makes direct insertion in the female vagina he cums inside of her, guaranteeing pregnancy. due to the very fast insertion, the cum is shot out at 27mph reducing the labor time to only 4.3 months opposed to 8. the offspring produced by preforming a fantastic elastic are more athletic than the average child.

Lance Armstrong, Michael Felps, tiger Woods, Michael Jordan and Jeff Hamilton are all results of the fantastic Elastic

i wish i could be a sprinter on the USA Olympic, however im not athletic and fast enough. I grieve over it every day. I sure wish that my parents made me by preforming a fantastic elastic

Fantastic Elastic by fantasticelastic May 7, 2009