Found all over the world, Erins are mysterious creatures that spontaneously spawn whenever they are not required (all the time.) They are very strange organisms that like being hypocritical, hyperactive and hyperbitchy. The Eradicate Erin Act was established in 2005, meaning all Erins must be exterminated on sight. This can be achieved by simply brandishing an image of an average individual, as Erins tend to be (morbidly) obese with slug eyebrows. This sight will render them permanently paralyzed and then they will implode, scattered rainbow ponies that spit venom (symbolic of their seemingly innocence- but repulsive- appearance combined with their bitchy nature.) Please approach this... thing with caution. See also: Satan Hippo
*All is quiet and calm in an Australian classroom. Everyone is chattering animatedly, enjoying the sunny day whilst doing their work.*
*Erin spontaneously spawns. Does a demonic scream.* "DON'T LET THE HATERS GET YOU DOWN, EVEN THOUGH I AM A HATER MYSELF! Trips up and faceplants.*
Class *Le gasp*- "ARRRRRGH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
Teacher- "DON'T WORRY! *Waves image of normal-looking girl, the type Erins would brand as "slutty"
ERIN: *ARRRRRRRRGH!" Implodes with a farting noise.
CLASS: "APART FROM THE UNICORNS ATTACKING US, WE'RE FREE! YES!" *High Fives all round*
*Erin spontaneously spawns. Does a demonic scream.* "DON'T LET THE HATERS GET YOU DOWN, EVEN THOUGH I AM A HATER MYSELF! Trips up and faceplants.*
Class *Le gasp*- "ARRRRRGH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
Teacher- "DON'T WORRY! *Waves image of normal-looking girl, the type Erins would brand as "slutty"
ERIN: *ARRRRRRRRGH!" Implodes with a farting noise.
CLASS: "APART FROM THE UNICORNS ATTACKING US, WE'RE FREE! YES!" *High Fives all round*
by ILoveYouHaters January 7, 2015
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(or it can just mean sex with an erin who has a sailor hat on)
lots of fun. =)
(or it can just mean sex with an erin who has a sailor hat on)
lots of fun. =)
kelsey: so how did erins birthday turn out?
levi: pretty well, it took forever getting the hat on though.
levi: pretty well, it took forever getting the hat on though.
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