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hotel california relationship

A term describing when a long term couple breaks up, but can't stop getting back together multiple times. Derived from the line in the Eagles song, "You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave."
My roomate keeps wanting to get back with his ex-girlfriend, but I keep telling him, "Come on dude, check out of the Hotel California once and for all!"

How long have they been going out? It seems like forever! Naw, they're broken up but I think they're gonna start a Hotel California Relationship now.
by Johnny B Camaro October 7, 2005
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serious relationship

When a girl can find a guy that will actually stick around and prove that he truely loves her instead of getting the one an only thing typical guys want, and disappearing...
Ginger: 'Wow! Kandy you a serious relationship with Jax.'
Kandy: 'Yea, Jax actually stuck around and stayed with me even thru everythig.'
by Froglove85 June 21, 2012
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Erection Protection

Boxer Briefs or whitey tightys that in case of an erection, it can be swiftly hidden within the confines of the undergarmet, instead of poking out awkwardly toward the public. Especially useful for a narb.
Thank god I had erection protection when I got a narb at my friends Hot Dog rally!
by The Word Editor August 19, 2008
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One night relationstand

When a girl thinks she is going to get a relationship out of it but it turns out to be a one night stand. Or when its supposed to be a one night stand but it turns into a relationship!
Hey girl you thought this was gonna turn out to be something its not, all it was, was a one night relationstand
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Spontaneously Romantic Relationship

With a romantic relationship, you get to know your partner a lot more intimately and it shows a sweet side too. Through the romantics, i think your partner would feel a lot more of the love and definitely more heartwarming.

With a spontaneous relationship, you keep each other active. And sure keeps things fresh. Exciting for sure.

Put them together and you have a relationship that is both full of love and full of excitement too. Keeps the relationship alive. You openly show affection towards each other no matter what anyone says and aren't afraid to express your feelings in a wild, over-the-top manner.
GIRL: "I have a spontaneously romantic relationship with my boyfriend, neither of us are afraid to express how we feel in the most dramatic way possible. It never gets boring with us."

BOY: "I'm always so spontaneously romantic with my girlfriend, she loves the crazy things i do to show i care, and vice versa."
by TimTamalicious January 4, 2011
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Erection Ejection

When a dick gets so hard it bursts out of a mans pants
When Sarah Bent over to pick up her books, I had an erection ejection in the middle of class.
by Moisty Mike January 2, 2018
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private relationship

People don’t know y’all are together, except for only y’all. And you keep you relationship off social media!
Me and my boyfriend are in a private relationship
by Sally Ann August 9, 2019
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