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driving finger

Your middle finger. Usually refers to the one on the left hand so it can be displayed out the driver's side window to comment on another driver's behavior.
Your driving finger is the longest finger.
by andrew macnamee November 29, 2007
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deprived

1. Unable to attract a member of the opposite sex. 2. To go without positive contact with those of the opposite sex for extended periods of time.
I'm almost 17 years old and never had a girlfriend or gone any further than hugs. I'm really fucking deprived.
by obie trice June 11, 2003
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Drive By Media

Media which consistantly reports news that is not accurate or is intentionally distorted.
1.I have "independent" and "private" sources that have told me directly that they had personally seen George W. Bush deliver dynamite to the Levees and blow them up during hurricane Katrina,to kill all the africans in New Orleans. This is Honky Whiteman reporting live for Drive By Media News.
by Mr.S. Blake October 12, 2008
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AMBULANCE DRIVER

What the ignorant world call the people who train there asses off to help injured people. We Are EMT's and PARAMEDICS. Yes we do drive an ambulance, but are way more intelligent than people give credit. WE get abused, mistreated, spit on, cussed at, belittled on a daily basis, miss numerous hours of sleep and miss meals all so we can take you to the hospital, even if it is not truly an emergency and you just want a ride because you believe you will get seen faster. POLICE ARE THE FINEST, FIREFIGHTERS ARE THE BRAVEST AND EMS ARE THE FORGOTTEN.
I called 911 and the ambulance drivers showed up.
by paragod October 20, 2007
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Flesh Drive

A digital storage device used exclusively to house one's internet porn collection.
My daughter accidentally took my flesh drive to school with her today!!
by Chumley S. Rest March 3, 2010
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Test Drive

testing a girl or guy in sex performance before you want to commit to them.
Dude I don't think I'm going to fuck Becky again she wasn't good in her test drive.
by Jonathan Gallagher January 21, 2010
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Brodeo Drive

"We were in HB yesterday and decided to go hit up this cute shop on Main Street... I had no idea we were shopping on Brodeo Drive...it was like a parade of douchebags in raised trucks sporting Metal Mulisha stickers."
by damnabledame October 2, 2007
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