dildo tent

The bulge that occurs when a woman wears a strap-on dildo with pants on.

Did you see Rita's dildo tent? She's got more bulge than half the guys I know.

by ronaldomoon March 26, 2012

dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.

Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.

by recorderspit January 8, 2015

dildo pill

erectile dysfunction medication

Dildo pill enhance penile erections.

by jayjade May 30, 2014

Dildo Brush

The act in which you are chilling with your friend and you grab your moms dildo and pin him/her down and brush they're teeth with it

Yo me and my man were just watching spike tv and i snook away and grabbed my moms dildo and gave him a dildo brush

by Dubbrandon June 29, 2014

dildo friends

friends that a female would consider extremely close.

Anabel shouldn't have a hard time moving from NY to Miami since she never had any dildo friends in NY to start with.

by Wgabriel March 27, 2015

dildo sword

A large Dildo attached to a handle to smack annoying cunts

Hey, get the Dildo sword and smack the inbred sex midget

by Dirty shrulk November 14, 2015

dildo lunch

The act of deep throating a dildo in a car on ones lunch break...

Look up dildo lunch on YouTube and click "DILDO FOR LUNCH?"

And also look at the second video below 😎 😁

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by (ANDRETHAPROPHET) December 25, 2015