docking the boat

When an uncircumcised male pulls his foreskin over another man's penis.

"Hey Bob would you like to practice docking the boat tonight?"

by Bob the uncircumcised January 13, 2008

space-docking

the act of shitting into a condom, placing it in a freezer until frozen and then using the frozen shit filled condom as a dildo

"i cant believe you actually did space-docking, thats disgusting!"

by amn23 March 2, 2009

dicking around

messing around and doing nothing; usually to avoid doing work

"stop dicking around you dumb fuck"

by Wankstar GTangstar October 29, 2003

Donald Ducking

Donald Ducking is for a guy to walk around naked with a boner wearing only a T-shirt.

One of the cadets in my pod likes to walk around Donald Ducking!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

docking

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of the partner's penis.

"Me and Miley Cyrus practise a lot of space docking cuz she has a large cheezy foreskin " ( as my aunt would say : "sometimes i dont have time to take a bath, so my dick smells like cheese" )

by the docking expert September 5, 2016

docking

As well as referring to the act of placing the head of an erect penis inside the foreskin/meatus of another erect penis, docking also denotes the act of placing an unerect or flaccid penis along the length of an exposed buttock crack. In this act (often performed in British, public, boarding schools), erections are very much frowned upon.

Eddie bent over, exposing his bumhole with a neatly parted cheek, as Tony docked him expertly. "Oh what a beautiful docking", exclaimed Lara.

by pw_ninja September 4, 2009

dry docking

To take a shit in a commode with no water in the bowl.

I dry docked in her toilet!

by treb September 23, 2003