Booze Demon

When one is possessed by a demonic presents so that he/she cannot stop drinking. Often results with the possessed individual in a deep coma like state craving more alcohol.
Side affects may include: Chundering, proclaiming love, attempt to down copious amounts of alcohol ie. pitchers, fishbowls and yards, and severe memory loss.

Person 1: brah, you we're wasted.

Person 2: You were possessed by the booze demon
Person 3: Hand me that drink
Person 1 & 2: Mother of god, he's still possessed!!!!!

by Boy chunder August 1, 2012

Guardian Demon

A person who acts like a guardian angel because he/she feels guilty about what they've done in the past

"Heh... I guess you can say I'm your Guardian Demon..."

by The Peace Lord Deimos February 18, 2018

dirty damon

When a couple is engaged in intercourse, then one of the two proceeds to excrete fecal matter onto the others face, and then shaves his(or her) pubic, taint and ass hairs on top of the crap, as to imitate Matt Damon's beard. (distant relative of the abe lincoln)

Oh my Gosh hun, that dirty damon was so thorough that if I saw you on the street with all that crap and pubes on your face, I would have asked you for your autograph!

by zztop118 June 10, 2009

Chinless Demon

A long horse faced, warped bodied, devilish human being. Its chin does not exist. There is nothing where the chin should be, except something we call a "Satan's Crevasse". It feeds off of small children, mostly boys, and their penises. Its mouth represents a herpes infested black hole from hell. It badly wishes it had a chin like a normal person, unlike the fucked up creature it is. If you show it one ounce of acceptance, the damn thing will follow you and envy your chin and social skills. (It lacks social skills, as well as a chin) NEVER EVER LOOK ONE IN THE EYE, its chin will suck you into a vortex from another dimension where only chinless people exist.

Yeah, uha you know what it is. Everything I do, I do it CHINLESS!

Chinless demon would say something like- "Look at that little boy over there, I wanna sexify it"

by Chinless Demon Hunter June 8, 2011

Ugly Matt Damon

Ugly Matt Damon - Looking similar to Matt Damon's ugly brother or cousin.

Damn Barnes, you look like an Ugly Matt Damon.

by He's a guy December 8, 2012

matt damon

A cry of exultation by a member of the winning side when an online battle has finished. Taken from the movie "Team America", where the actor's puppet can only comically spout his own name, "Matt Damon!!!!" is typed out at the end of a round just before a new one starts. Team Speak members can be heard echoing the name "Matt Damon" after it appears on the screen.

player a :gg
player b:gg
player c: vgg
player d: Matt Damon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Speak "Matt Damon..." "matt damon..."

by heyheyheya August 17, 2010

matt damon

A term used for when someone does something stupid or generally acts in a retarded manner.

Originates from the film Team America where a puppet of the actor Matt Damon is portrayed as stupid and slow, saying the words 'Maatt Daamon' in a voice that collaborates with this.


Example:

- guy falls down the last two stairs when meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time -

'Scott get up, you're such a matt damon'

team americamatt damonretardeddumbass

by penny21 April 9, 2009