Juice crystals

When there’s leftover cum on you that has began to dry out

“Hey babe what’s on your face”
“Oh thats just your juice crystals from last night”

by Tron16 October 11, 2018

The dark crystal

An amazing film that I star in as that one screaming monster in the background.

Guy: what’s that amazing film that has weird creatures and a dumb plot?
Other guy: oh that’s the dark crystal.

by Girls-on-film•=• April 3, 2020

Crystal Leigh

Crystal Leigh is an actual QUEEN!A sweet,animal-loving ,beautiful(on the inside and the outside) human that doesn’t deserve the hate she’s getting from all the jealous ass people!She is also one of the most beautiful people you’ll ever lay your eyes on,she is sexy af,has eyes that you can get lost in and legs for DAAYS!She has a heart of gold,a beautiful soul,always spreads positivity and kindness!Crystal is a very strong woman and is truly an inspiration!<3333

Crystal Leigh is a literal sunshine and deserves all the happiness in the world!^_^

by LV07 August 14, 2019

Crystal

A woman with amazing stength and beauty. Loves her family beyond limits. Also known as "big strong mommy"

I have never been happier since I met Crystal.

Crystal is the vision of motherhood.

That Crystal is so hot!

by kimipeli October 22, 2009

Charleston Crystal Ball

A magical place where one goes to see there future.

I was bored last thursday, so I went to the Charleston Crystal Ball and it showed me I was going to go dance later that evening.

by Dan Cortez March 9, 2007

healing crystal

stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.
see glastonbury

get your healing crystal out ken shes as thick as shit

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

crystal palace

To crystal palace means to relax and go with the flow. Dont worry about it and it will happen on its own.

Steve: "Dude how long should I put the bread in the toster?"
Mark: "you gotta let it crystal palace."

by rallyprox April 7, 2005