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crust toe boog web

crusty toe booger spider web, but shortened
me: i ate a mosquito
friend: WHAT
me: yum
friend: what did it taste like
me: taste like crust toe boog web
friend: broo gimme some that sounds yummy
by fish in a bucket September 14, 2020
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scraping the crust

Scraping the crust:;To do just enough to maintain an get you through the day
What's up man you doing yogood out here ?yea man I'm good just out here scraping the crust you know what it is
by Maintainsta July 17, 2022
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Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.
Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.
by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025
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Crustness

The leftover crust from cheescake from Bakers Square, Extra thick graham cracker crust on cheescake
My Cheescake had massive crustness on the bottom of my cheescake.
by Jimmy and Emali July 28, 2011
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cum crust

(n.) dried man drippings usually found on fabric that was near a bloke’s knob just after he has splooged. Cum crust often exposes cheaters or serious bators. The typical “cum rag” (which can be a towel, a t-shirt, or a sock, among other things) is usually completely saturated with a cum crust.
“His dirty socks are always covered with a cum crust and stuffed under his bed.”

“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”
by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024
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crust dust

crust dust is nutritional yeast or nootch. crust punks put it on their dumpstered food/freegan snacks so that they get all their vitamins.
railspike boosted a bag of crust dust from whole foods. we are gonna sprinkle it on this vegan pizza we dumpstered.
by _amebix_ December 29, 2022
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belly crust

the crust formed inside the stomach when mold inside of your stomach reacts with your stomach fluids. scientifically known as belingus crustacean
jimmy "hey, did you hear mark got belly crust?"
timmy "omg.... thats so sad, i hope he recovers"
by globlinn February 10, 2024
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