An ass creep is someone who is obsessed with big asses, they live in their parents loft and send photos of their penis to any girl they know with a big ass. They also tend to drive around in small white cars and stare at people with their beady little eyes.
Hey that ass creep was sending dick pics to my girlfriend again!
Mine too! I think we should crack his bald head like an egg!
Mine too! I think we should crack his bald head like an egg!
by Honky69 June 17, 2020

someone who is so fucking shady that in time their footsteps have become silenced and their names forgotten along with this they can never be photographed after assuming the role.
by C.C. Deville September 10, 2007

by Gapplebees June 13, 2023

by Its.me.Jim. February 4, 2018

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out
Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not
by Ok but seriously this is a wor September 12, 2020

This insult is usually aimed at gypsy’s who have a history of touching children or just women who don’t want it.
by Craigsfat May 9, 2021

When TWO people creep on each others facebook pages constantly.
Includes straight liking one anothers pages and commenting on every post/picture/status dating back to the day they became facebook friends.
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Includes straight liking one anothers pages and commenting on every post/picture/status dating back to the day they became facebook friends.
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Person 1: John is constantly straight liking Hillarys facebook.
Person 2: Yes, but Hillary comments on all his status updates.
Person 1: Oh so they are into the whole mutual creeping thing. Why don't they just exchange phone numbers?
Person 2: Yes, but Hillary comments on all his status updates.
Person 1: Oh so they are into the whole mutual creeping thing. Why don't they just exchange phone numbers?
by lookabutt January 24, 2011
