Pull a Kurt Cobain

To release the baby batter onto one's own face.

Dude, that scene was so hot, it totally made me pull a Kurt Cobain.

by Frag Foder April 3, 2009

Kurt Cobain

Fucking Awsome Guy. Lead Singer Of Nirvana made Grunge the most popular type of music in the 90's. Wrote the best songs. Fucking Awsome Dude!

Henry: Who Kurt Cobain
Jack: Blank Stare* "Are You Fucking Kidding Rite Now?"

by Mr. Strange The One October 2, 2011

Kurt Cobain

The act of laying down and vigorously jerking off, lifting your legs right before cumming so that you blast on your own face.

""Courtney dumped me, I'm going to go home and Kurt Cobain myself".

by thunderstruck614 February 15, 2019

corbin

someone who will never be loved, and is ugly, and has no social skills or friends

Corbin: Hi i’m corbin
Literally Everyone: *runs away in horror*

by proyeeter July 9, 2018

kurt cobain haircut

The act of shooting your self in the head with a shotgun.

Please give yourself a Kurt Cobain Haircut

by Swaggasourus Rex February 21, 2014

Cobain

An act where a male positions himself downward while sitting, and proceeds to shoot semen into the back of his own throat, at terminal velocity.

Guy1: “Hey man, why is your voice so raspy?”
Guy2: “I gave myself a Cobain at lunch”

Employee: “Sorry Boss, I won’t be able to come into work today. I Cobain’d”
Employer: “My condolences to you and your family.”

by Truce Buildman December 28, 2020

Go Cobainey

To commit suicide, especially with a gunshot to the head.

Whoah, did you hear about what happened to Neil? His girlfriend dumped him and he went Cobainey.

by bodhicide January 17, 2005