comfort coding 

After a long coding session with your awful superior at work, you start coding complete sense-numbing shit instead of eating twinkies.

In other words: coding to avoid comfort food.

My Superior: "Move this 5 px right. Color this blue. Center the text. Align the text right. No, center. Update AWS settings, wait, don't, color the previous thing green. why did you not update AWS settings?"

Me, the moment he leaves me the fuck alone:
*Splits random css files into smaller ones for 2 hours*
*COMFORT CODING*

comfort coding by Roeefl December 27, 2017

possible-contingent dichotomy

A successor to the dichotomy of causation and correlation that expresses the positive-normative dichotomy in terms of time itself.

The possible-contingent dichotomy argues that there are only two categories of observation: possible and acausal.

Time emerges to become the only contingency; making it the foundation of acausality.

possible-contingent dichotomy by zanderfin September 23, 2019

Mark Coniglio

A man capable of properly putting the finishing touches to your dish. a destinguised gentleman who can roll silverware like he was born with the natural talent to do so. A quiet, yet intimidating force to be reckoned with. He is a fly on the wall. Mark peers around the corner and is observing your every word and every move, but he rarely lets his victims know that he is taking notes. Beware of the Mark Coniglio. He is every woman's dream, yet humankind's nightmare.

She was watching over her boyfriend's shoulder as he texted other hoes. She totally Mark Coniglio'd him.

Mark Coniglio by cockwrangler3000 October 15, 2021

I sense a "but" coming

What you say when someone begins wholeheartedly and enthusiastically agreeing with your point of view, but you would have thought that this particular person would not truly be willing to go along with your idea, and so you suspect that he is merely trying to put you in a better mood and is thus building up to saying, "But in spite of my sympathy for your position/situation, I still feel that..."

You: I feel that Klondike bars are the greatest thing since sliced bologna, so I think that every child should be allowed to eat at least one per day..
Parent: Oh, I agree with you --- they are super-delicious, fairly inexpensive, and an all-around ---
You: I sense a "but" coming here.

I sense a "but" coming by QuacksO August 18, 2016

The net is coming off the pegs 

When shit hits the fan.

Me: How are you doing?
Him: The net is coming off the pegs.

The net is coming off the pegs by Glue Gun November 30, 2017

Swiggity Swoggity Im coming for that booty 

What a man will scream if he has seen a fine as(This may also include lesbians and gay men.
Not to be confused with pirates.

Swiggity swoggity Im coming for that booty

Swiggity Swoggity Im coming for that booty by Swedish anon September 5, 2018

Your in-laws are coming to stay 

Some of the worst news one can get. Literally makes you dread it for months.

Boss: You’re fired
Me: Damn
Bank: Your bank account has been frozen

Me: Shit!
Sister: hey did your wife tell you that your in-laws are coming to stay?
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!

Your in-laws are coming to stay by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020