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A successor to the dichotomy of causation and correlation that expresses the positive-normative dichotomy in terms of time itself.
The possible-contingent dichotomy argues that there are only two categories of observation: possible and acausal.

Time emerges to become the only contingency; making it the foundation of acausality.
by zanderfin September 23, 2019
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Mark Coniglio

A man capable of properly putting the finishing touches to your dish. a destinguised gentleman who can roll silverware like he was born with the natural talent to do so. A quiet, yet intimidating force to be reckoned with. He is a fly on the wall. Mark peers around the corner and is observing your every word and every move, but he rarely lets his victims know that he is taking notes. Beware of the Mark Coniglio. He is every woman's dream, yet humankind's nightmare.
She was watching over her boyfriend's shoulder as he texted other hoes. She totally Mark Coniglio'd him.
by cockwrangler3000 October 15, 2021
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I sense a "but" coming

What you say when someone begins wholeheartedly and enthusiastically agreeing with your point of view, but you would have thought that this particular person would not truly be willing to go along with your idea, and so you suspect that he is merely trying to put you in a better mood and is thus building up to saying, "But in spite of my sympathy for your position/situation, I still feel that..."
You: I feel that Klondike bars are the greatest thing since sliced bologna, so I think that every child should be allowed to eat at least one per day..
Parent: Oh, I agree with you --- they are super-delicious, fairly inexpensive, and an all-around ---
You: I sense a "but" coming here.
by QuacksO August 18, 2016
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The net is coming off the pegs

Me: How are you doing?
Him: The net is coming off the pegs.
by Glue Gun November 30, 2017
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Swiggity Swoggity Im coming for that booty

What a man will scream if he has seen a fine as(This may also include lesbians and gay men.
Not to be confused with pirates.
Swiggity swoggity Im coming for that booty
by Swedish anon September 5, 2018
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Your in-laws are coming to stay

Some of the worst news one can get. Literally makes you dread it for months.
Boss: You’re fired
Me: Damn
Bank: Your bank account has been frozen

Me: Shit!
Sister: hey did your wife tell you that your in-laws are coming to stay?
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020
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Are you coming to the tre?

2020 slang used on alt tiktok, also used in deep tiktok videos, usually used along with a cooler changing filter with alien faces and dolls being sacrificed around a tre
Are you coming to the tre? - person on tiktok
by Angell_8 April 15, 2021
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