Condom Sniffer

Just a real douchebag. DOUCHE to the max.

There's tons of douchebags in the world, but Wade is a real condom sniffer.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

Vietnamese Condom

A condom that has been washed and reused several times.

Originating from the news headline of a factory collecting used condoms, boiling them, and packaging them as new.

Don't fuck her she's like a Vietnamese condom.

by b@dch0ices October 22, 2020

Dog Condom

The act of slipping a dog's rectum over your erect penis and putting it in the participant you are facing in fantasy football when you are ahead or have won the match up that week.

I just entered Hundo Church and slammed Max with a dog condom as his boy friend watched with awe!

by La Tortuga September 29, 2023

Condom-Whiffle

When something (eg. a room, someone’s hands) smells like the latex of a condom or generally just a condom.

“Oh Christ Geraldine.. your front bottom smells like condom-whiffle”

by Thomas The Wank Engine October 2, 2020

Condom Swipe

The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.

(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.

by Dusty Ballz October 19, 2010

condom coinflip

The 'heads or tail' moment when you hope the condom your putting on in the dark is facing the right way.

Last night I wasted 30 seconds guessing tails, putting that condom on the wrong way. Total condom coinflip.

by harrycomets July 30, 2011

Flab condom

Means a male or transgender female with over 20 stone of fat has a constant dropping peice of fat from their stomach over their penis acting as a flab condom,
There is a negative however as people with a flan condom can run too fast and have constant orgasms from their penis rubbing off the flab condom

“Is the 100 metre hurting you that bad that you have to keep moaning”
“Nah bro it’s a flab condom

by Someone1923736727172737 February 4, 2020