White Dragon Cleaves the Mountains

a civilized term for the sex act in which a woman allows a man to thrust his penis between her breasts; titty-fucking.

Man: I find it very easy to get off when the white dragon cleaves the mountains.
Woman: . . .what?
Man: I like titty-fucking.

by WhiteDragonTamer January 12, 2012

It's not big and it's not clever

A coded message to a friend meaning, that the friend is doing something that they will come to regret....probably the next morning when they sober up.

Jon, ffs it's not big and it's not clever. That bouncer is watching. Please don't get us thrown out.

by gav-wan July 12, 2018

Cleave

Stick a caramel drenched churro into a woman's vagina. Remove the churro and insert a man's penis into the now caramel-filled vagina. Dip the churro back into the caramel sauce and insert it into the woman's anus. Continue fucking both of the woman's holes until both parties climax. The man then pulls out his caramelised dual-cum covered cock and the woman licks it clean.

J: "What are Claire and Steve doing in the back room?"
P: "She grabbed the caramel sauce, so they must be cleaving"
J: "Oh man I love it when my woman gives me the cleave"

by Juanana January 25, 2014

clever pill

60s psychotherapist's name for LSD.

the clever pill and the Owesleytalk is hip.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

window cleaner

A noble profession... if your last profession was cleaning balls!

This bloke thinks I'm a bloody window cleaner!

by deathmetalfan November 16, 2011

cleverhans

the best band ever. from new brunswick, nj. (rutgers based)

"hey wanna go see ch this weekend?"
"ch?"
"cleverhans"
"oh. hell yeah!"

by Hans von Osten January 28, 2004

Alaskan Pipe Cleaner

When a man or woman takes a dump and then freezes it, sometimes they use it later as a dildo during anal sex.

I love that Alaskan Pipe Cleaner! it really cleans my pipes good!

by oberon and puck have gay sex January 19, 2009