Clayhorn

To over-promise and under-deliver. Untimely delivery.

Eunice: "I was told my shipment of adult underwear would get here on Tuesday... Well, it's Friday and guess what? No Underwear!"

Timmy: "I can't believe that Grandma, they fucking Clayhorned you again!"

by AMP25 January 14, 2008

Clayzer23

Gets puss and is a decent teacher. Alright coach but lives with his parents and still fucks bitches and gets money has a dope dog that might have diabetes but who cares. He especially hates cheaters (Putnam).

He’s a total clayzer23

by Historybuffmay17 November 4, 2019

Clayton

Clayton's often don't realize how amazing they are on the inside and can bring out the best in others. They protect and charish their friends and family until the very end. Clayton's are unique and one of a kind so it's unlikely to find anyone else like him. Clayton's are great listeners but often have the reputation to be rude and make snarky remarks. Try to stay on a Clayton's good side because they often hold grudges and have trust issues and time is the only thing to make things right between him. If you find a Clayton hold on tight and don't let go.

Clayton is full of surprises and always finds a way to make you smile.

by Anonymous.em July 14, 2018

claymation

An animation or movie created by manipulating clay models, taking photographs for every individual frame that are then concatenated to form the actual animation.

"This claymation was very nicely done."

by Schneelocke December 22, 2004

Adam Clayton

The bassist of the Irish rock band U2

"I am one of those characters that has an addictive personality. And it's an emotional problem as much as it is a physical problem and I had to start dealing with that. And that's the hard road, figuring out the psychology of it. The avoiding substances of any kind is hard but, okay, it's not that hard. It's facing the devil inside you, that's the tricky bit." - said Adam

by Shadow November 4, 2004

Dirty Clayton

An advanced move that all other men at a party will instantly hate because the confidence to even try it drives up appeal he has on all the females of the party. The move is in fact just a quick look in their direction and should there be eye contact he motions using just his head and pointing with his lips to a destination away from the main group, it could be a bedroom, bathroom or even just the hallway for a slightly more secluded place to show her your Super Mario and lay some pipe. Its most effective and so named because of its stealth in case his target has a fugly triceratops runnin interference or better yet a male suitor he may wish to avoid but still beat them cheeks real quick. When it’s employed the result must always end up in sex or it can’t be called a Dirty Clayton but it’s okay to tell others you pulled a Clayton which means you swooped in and at least made out hardcore with heavy petting either inside or outside her clothes.

Guy 1-“Oh hey bro, did you see me pull that 10 outta there last night with a patented Dirty Clayton?!
Guy 2-“ fuck yeah my dude! So you got to hit that?!”
Guy 1-“Did I stu-ut-utter”
Guy 2- “Pics or didn’t happen”
Guy 1- whips out phone
Guy 2- “YOOOO!!!”

by Claystation81 April 1, 2020

clayed

One step beyond dehydrated. In this state, basic motor functions become impossible tasks.

Dude 1: Man, what happened? I turned around and you were gone.

Dude 2: Son, I locked up. It was so hot, I got clayed.

by DRC Training September 21, 2014