CUPS (Chronic Under Packing Syndrome) 

CUPS describes a person who never packs enough marijuana into a bowl to accommodate everyone partaking.

I hate matching bowls with John because he suffers from CUPS (Chronic Under Packing Syndrome).

CUPS (Chronic Under Packing Syndrome) by ToeKnee64 November 28, 2012

Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators

The most powerful roast of all time. Unlike the others, this can only be used when all other resources are exhausted; it does not skip places in the hierarchy. Will beat both hierarchical roasts (your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt and your ancestors were incestors) and non-hierarchical roasts (your granpap a trap, your sister a mister etc.). Only susceptible to the eternal no u.

Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*

Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators by unespectedinquisition June 14, 2018

a visit from uncle chronic 

smoke weed with out planning it it kinda just happened, chronic is weed and uncles always come unannounced

me: hey you just got a visit from uncle chronic
alex: o well i got my cologne with me so its cool

a visit from uncle chronic by the original c-dub November 9, 2009

boubonic chronic 

used to describe some bangin weed, full of hairs and crystals.

You better believe I got that boubonic chronic.

boubonic chronic by Smoka Daherb January 16, 2009

Cup o' Chronic 

Refers to a hash smoking device, crafted out of a 16 oz to-go coffee cup(with lid). To build one, simply cut a hole in the bottom of the coffee cup, big enough so that your car's cigarette lighter can slip in. Light the cigarette lighter and let it heat up, when it pops, drop a little piece of hash on the hot part, slip it under the cup, and sip from the top of the cup like you normally would. The hash vaporizes and it doesn't even smell like weed in the car after, it smells like flowers! And if you get pulled over, all you have is a cigarette lighter and a coffee cup.

Person 1: Let's go to the city!

Person 2: But I want to smoke weed!

Person 1: Don't worry, I have hash, we can have a Cup o' Chronic on the way there.

Cup o' Chronic by theundercover March 8, 2011

diamond chronic 

very high quality weed known for winning many local Cannabis Cups

Yo, J, light up that diamond chronic.

diamond chronic by piefka ice March 11, 2004

boobonic-chronic 

Boobonic-chronic is really dank ass budro.

FYI- Budro= weed, pot, bud.

1) Hey man this weed is boobanic-chronic man.

2)Shit dude we need so boononic-chronic.

boobonic-chronic by Josh E November 20, 2004