Champagne Showers

the act of urinanating on somebody on than yourself for enjoyment!

doing an r.kelly "i wanna piss on you", i wanna make Champagne Showers on your face

by gaxven September 11, 2011

champagne problems

A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.

See crunck and first world problems.

I kicked off my shoes when I was dancing and now I can’t find them, champagne problems.

by Ooooma May 9, 2018

Champagne Salad

Champagne Salad is when a man has the chance to condomlessly nut in a girl's vagina without any fear of consequences. ie: a hooker with her tubes tied that just got a clean std screening that day.

Yeah man I totally banged that girl raw last night and had me some Champagne Salad.

by KrustyMcNutLaunch September 8, 2010

El Champion'

(elle cham-pee-own) n. a title for one who is masterful or excels at a certain activity or a series of activities or sports (i.e.: billiards, guitar hero, rock paper scissors, fencing, hot dog eating contest)

"Dang! Hootie sure killed us at pool tonight. Looks like he is El Champion' again."

by thehootie December 29, 2007

red champagne

Champagne with codeine/promethazine cough syrup in it.

i be sippin red champagne, my niiiyaaa

by Ca$h Flow July 5, 2008

The Nikola Army of Champions

Commenly known as NAOC, has been around from 1985 and has gotten stronger over the years.

The main battle the NAOC has was against the JAOC(the juricas army of champions). That war last mere minutes as the NAOC proved to be too strong of a force for the weak JAOC(which is still alive right now but are in the same shape as the poorest african country).

The NAOC will pwn the world soon.

The Nikola Army of Champions is #1!!!

by NAOC Commander November 1, 2006

champagne room

A room.. with champagne!

But there's no sex in the champagne room.

by HOLLii April 10, 2005