Captain Video

One who is quite adept at playing video games to the point of doing nothing else.

Joe doesn't want to go to the game with us: He's turning into a real captain video since he got his new X-Box.

Check it out! Captain Video is down to his last quarter!

by Badwsky October 3, 2009

Captain Moroni

The Mormon version of George Washington. He sports a golden trumpet and runs away from Indians.

Mormon missionary: "I want to be just like Captain Moroni!"
Bystander: "Get the fuck out of my face."

by PoopFaceManShirtPants November 14, 2010

Captain Navad

Leader of the Private Squad. A man who will lead the world through the golden age.

Private Pascal: Bro I just got promoted to Captain Navad's 3nd in command.

Ryan: NO!!!! I'm the worst on the squad now.

by DnEiCgOgYa August 26, 2022

Captain Teflon

The workplace comic book villain douche bag who denies accountable for anything and delivers nothing yet still maintains employment.

The shit really hit the fan at work. Everyone was grilled except <insert name> who is Captain Teflon. Nothing ever sticks to him/her.

by naughtykea April 28, 2011

captain fingers

a man who does not kiss but just fingers.

"hey captain fingers"

by Xx_soulhunter_xX July 23, 2023

Captain Batterage

To get hideously drunk.

Prior to leaving on a rit hunt, the boys obtained captain batterage.

by rattty March 15, 2007

Captain Eevee

A top 100 hit song of 2019. A Build-A-Bear Eevee plush with a Captain's hat. Truly a work of art and beauty. She always covers her eyes, because if you see them they'll make you wanna cry, she is so adorable that she'll make you wanna get an audiobook from Audible. She is the greatest captain of them all, she'll invite you to every party or ball, she moves at an elegant pace that she'll make you wanna make your own domain with Squarespace.

Person 1: Have you ever heard of Captain Eevee?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: Fuck you, watch Captain Eevee on the website youtube.com

by Captain Eevee December 4, 2020