by SwagBadger August 29, 2012
by Coolpoker June 07, 2017
When a lady rides your face whilst another lady rides your penis, they are going down the river on a double canoe. Paddles can also be used.
by Ricktorious November 08, 2020
Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.
'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'
'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
by Batatz March 08, 2024
Remember when we had that canoe threesome with the old lady from down the street and she almost broke her hip?
by ChairmanTJ January 05, 2024
A reaction created by dumping a packet of Sweet & Low into someone's full beer glass. The resulting reaction is a whole lot of suds and the glass ending up almost empty by the time it is over.
by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023