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Carbo footprint

1. A measure of carbohydrate consumption.

2. The imprint left on a chair after someone gets up.

3. Ass.
1. "Hey Sarah, you want that last piece of pizza?"

"No thanks, I'm trying to reduce the size of my carbo footprint."

2. "I gotta take a leak, hold my drink."

"Dude, you better switch to light beer when you get back - look at the size of your carbo footprint!"

3. "Hey Sarah, you want that last piece of pizza?"

"No thanks, I'm trying to reduce the size of my carbo footprint."
by Muneer March 28, 2008
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cagoon

A cagoon is when you’re girlfriend wraps the entire duvet around herself whilst sleeping like a cacoon but leaving an air hole to breath. You, her other half, near freeze to death
You made a cagoon again last night, that’s the third time in a week...
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Carbosuckage

A slang term for pop, soda, soda-pop, carbonated drink.
I'm craving some major carbosuckage man!
by DirtyHeathen August 10, 2004
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Carbo Loading

taking drugs and booze before a big event, Like Bernie Carbo admitted to before he hit his 3 run homer in the '75 Championship...
Man, I couldn't have given that speech if I hadn't smoked three joints, had 2 beers, a cup of coffee, some bennies and chewing tobacco before I went on...

Dude - that's some serious Carbo Loading!!!
by JPnEB April 2, 2010
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carbohydrase

Science term- various enzymes
catalyze carbohydrates...
by Andre Smith March 23, 2005
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carbon soldiers

Slang term for children, kids, offspring and rugrats.
I don't have any little carbon soldiers yet but maybe in the not so future.

"Yes he is my little carbon soldier."
by Douglas Prince March 31, 2008
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Carbone

See Bethann Carbone.
by Woody June 4, 2003
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