1 wow man my teeth are so crusty from lasts nights gangbang.
2 holly crap check out my crusty teeth that chick had some crazy ass pubes, aleast I got a good floss while I was down there.
2 holly crap check out my crusty teeth that chick had some crazy ass pubes, aleast I got a good floss while I was down there.
by Adam c Wilson May 25, 2006
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by Bensonscock December 22, 2010
Get the Crusty Ripken mug.Before sex, hang a brightly colored pinata full of feces over the area you wish to climax in. Whilst climaxing, quickly punch the pinata open, and let the shit fall out onto you and your lover while you cum. Afterwards scream, "CRAFTY PINATA!".
You: Just the other night I pulled a crafty pinata with my bitch.. It was the bomb!
Friend: No way, dude! She let you??
You: She had no idea it was coming!
Friend: No way, dude! She let you??
You: She had no idea it was coming!
by TheHungryCouch July 27, 2011
Get the Crafty Pinata mug.When a Frenchman falls asleep after having anal sex and awakens after a long period to find his penis to be encrusted in dried fecal matter thus resembling a crusty baguette.
Mimi phoned to ask me to pick up some fresh bread on my way home, to which I replied, what's wrong with the crusty baguette that you gave me last night.
by sima kram June 12, 2014
Get the crusty baguette mug.A person who can waste as much time as humanly possible, as effectively as possible, while still attaining above average grades in school/working adequately.
Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.
Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.
"How the fuck does that guy get such good marks, he just sits in his room browsing memes and masturbating for hours on end!"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"
by 765boo May 2, 2018
Get the Professional Crastinator mug.Dried shit on the underside of the penis. Occurs from a bad clean up job after anal sex. Usually forms at the penile base and is unseen. Usually discovered on accident by scratching oneself or a partner finds it while giving oral. Whatever, it’s some nasty rusty, crusty shit.
Rachel found some rusty crusty last night when she was sucking muh balls. Since she won’t do anal, I was cold busted and fessed up to punishing her mom’s ass the night before.
That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.
That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.
by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018
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