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cell-u-lar-versity

The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.
I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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Cell phone bombing

When you call someone and the only thing you say before hanging up is something you know will irritate them severely.
An example of cell phone bombing is calling up a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders and yelling "SPIDERS! SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE!!!" and promptly hanging up.

I cell phone bombed my brother, who is very OCD in his dislike for odd numbers, by calling, saying "I see sevens," and hanging up.
by Q-Swagg January 15, 2013
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cell-u-verse

The total number of reachable cellphones.
I wonder which is greater, all the stars in the sky or the cell-u-verse.

OMG, you should see my daughter's phone bill. I think see tried to call the cell-u-verse.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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Just a bunch of cells

We’re all basically just a bunch of cells
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by Reid spenc August 8, 2019
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parenchyma cell

A cell with thin walls that is responsible with forming tissues within leaves, roots, stems, and fruit of plants
All over this plant you can find the most common plant cell, the parenchyma cell.
by Three sistas May 31, 2018
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Cell's Bois

Cell's Bois is a massive impenidation of incramation and depicatitatingness of a deprecatitaviation wordings.
Cell's Bois is a Boi's Cell
by Semperitationary December 22, 2018
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Cell Pilot

(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.
Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.
by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010
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