A truly magnificent cat. A Bong Cat is usually elongated, fat, and tremendously lazy. Their soul purpose is to be loved and enjoyed by grandchildren and kind old people. Do not disrespect a Bong Cat, though. They love to be loved, but if you mess with and mistreat them too much they will possibly shun you and ignore you for the rest of their life. Also, they are called Bong Cats because of there long, fat, bong like shape.
Person one: “aw, what a cute cat!”
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!
by Mr.Spammucci September 27, 2018
Get the bong catmug. Bong eye is where one of your pupils is in the middle of your eye, the other is at the side of your eye socket
by mrbongeyeindeed June 21, 2009
Get the Bong eyemug. smoking pot out of a bong
by smitty September 17, 2003
Get the bong ripsmug. by thatdorkjake March 17, 2018
Get the Slut Bongmug. The act of directing foul-smelling odor, from a fresh source, to your mouth and nose with a megaphone or safety cone.
I did a mega 'hot bong' hit off the open sewer pipe, with a safety cone, after Orlando took a crap upstairs.
by Bo Regard March 18, 2009
Get the Hot bongmug. When you float the San Marcos river in San Marcos, TX, you will find elephant ear plants along the sides. Leave your tube, swim and pick one. Roll it up like a funnel. Close the small end. Pour beer into the open end. Tell your friends you are about to Ear Bong the shit out of your drink. Drink the shit out of it. Wear it as a hat.
by FCBlues April 18, 2011
Get the Ear Bongmug. by Dank420 April 18, 2008
Get the bong TVmug.