Electric Bog

Unlike a regular bog, an electric bog goes bzzzt. The phrase “Electric Bog” is typically used as a substitute for words: often those similar to, or rhyming with “Bog”, however this is not always the case. Electric bogs are primarily found within online global chat rooms and are closely associated with any electrical sounds. Specifically “bzzzt”.
“We are the Electric Bog. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.”

“Honey, I shrunk the Electric Bog”
“Friends call me Electric Bog Miser. Whatever I touch goes -bzzzt- in my clutch. Hah! I’m too much.”
by Oldgreyback January 17, 2024
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Bog Spoon

Sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined space of a water closet aka bog or toilet
Bog Spooning generally occurs before or after major shag fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.
by 1secretkeeper November 17, 2010
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Pavlov's Bog

When you're still making your morning coffee, and your body decides it's poo time.
Grabbed the Nescafé out this morning and was got by Pavlov's Bog - needed to lay some cable before the kettle even finished boiling.
by Bad Pun Man February 20, 2022
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grease my bog

I’d rather grease my bog than date ...”...”
by Nick smith post January 22, 2021
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bog city

A place that one takes the train to when one’s pride is damaged, often by provocative banter.
Aw yeah, Frankie’s girlfriend broke up with him, now he’s on the train to bog city.”
by Philly Rob Bornton July 28, 2021
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Bog Virus

A contagious Virus that forces people to undergo countless amounts of Plastic Surgery until their faces look similar to the ones of the "Bogdanoff Twins". Once fully transformed, their only goal is to crash the stock market.
P1: "I heard that Jones cought the Bog Virus! All we can do is pray that he will recover from it soon."
P2: "I don't know man, it seems pretty strong. There's no Vaccine and the Doctors are getting infected too!"
P1: "Don't say it like that we got-" *coughing* "Dump ett."
by The Fragment June 16, 2021
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Bog Book

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.
"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"
by Luckiii November 05, 2011
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