Blob Seal

An annoying ass motherfucker who hates children, is afraid of turtles, and molests lesbian penguins.

Hey bitchass, you are such an annoying blob seal.

by TurtleLover6942069 February 12, 2021

Blob

A piece of fat on a human or any other organism/celled life

My son has blob around his belly

by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021

Blob the Gamer

an idiot who wrote this definition

Person 1 "Hey have you heard of Blob the Gamer"
Person 2 "Yeah he's an idiot"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

Blobfishporn

The hottest person

Have you seen blobfishporn they are so hot

by Big_fat_junior April 20, 2021

blobfishporn

He's an amazing tiktoker everyone loves him and if they die everyones going to cry.
If you don't like blobfishporn then pls stfu 😑.

"Blobfishporn is so sexy ong"

"yes he is."

by Hehehehpp April 20, 2021

Blobbing

The act of dropping semen out of a pipette onto another persons face.

Maybe try spice up your marriage with some blobbing.

by LucasTheMucas April 28, 2021

blob

an actually lovely person, who is funny, charing sweet, plays video games, and cares for all of those around her, even when she doesn't show it

pandas: hey look, blob gave me another stack of potatos!
wil: wow, she really keeps this whole server running-

by pandypandora June 1, 2021