Bleacher Creature

A bunch of pot heads that chill on the bleachers at their high school or a local high school all day and smoke cigarettes and weed.

P-sped you fucking bleacher creature, go home!

by pinetard January 5, 2010

Bleaching the scene

Masturbating while at a crime scene where a murder has taken place.

Rubbing one out.

I always bleach the scene before going out on dates.

I make it a habit of bleaching the scene before I go out on dates.

by Sebastain Fisher July 28, 2010

Blooching

The sound of bubbles breaking

The early hour blooching of the carbonated ginger ale bubbles against the lid of the can in the quiet room kept me awake

by kspaine March 11, 2011

Blechxt

The opposite of sext. Sending a picture or suggestive material over electronic means of one-self when one-self really shouldn't be doing this to anyone, ever, under any circumstances because the reaction usually is "blech".

"Dude, can't believe you were stupid enough to send out that blechxt to Stacy. Now it is all over the school and the fat rolls over your junk ain't cool."

by Python of Love November 26, 2013

bleachin

when black people modify how it is that they sound, in order to sound more "white"

My frends in the hood always give me a hard time because of how I answer the phone at work. They'll call me and be like "stop bleachin, it's me. you don't gotta answer like that".

by veinteuno February 14, 2014

bleachers quarterback

A fierce, know-all football barracker who probably couldn't take the simplest catch himself, but freely sprouts advice as if he is a super star. (1950s)

The game was spoiled by some idiot bleachers quarterback sitting right behind us. He didn't shut up for the entire game.

by G Schymkiw October 25, 2014

bleachzilla

The personification of Levi Ackerman when he senses there is any speck of dirt

Hanji: *litters*
*distant screams* *stomping*

Levi: Listen here motherfucker, pick this shit up or this broom goes so far up your ass you'll be sweeping as you walk for the rest of your life--

Erwin: Look, you've released Bleachzilla...

by fandom trash July 26, 2016