high beams

It's what you say to a woman whose nipples are enlarged and hard.

You're beautiful when you got your high beams on.

by LangueLongue July 14, 2010

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

A common statement by idiots who think 9/11 was an inside job. They say that the Twin Towers shouldn't have collapsed because jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that the towers were made out of. Although it's true that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, the Towers Collapsed because the steel beams were weakened from the fire, not melted. The conspiracy theorists are too retarded to realize this fact.

Idiot: 9/11 was an inside job done by George Bush!
Smart person: No it wasn't you fucking dipshit
Idiot: But... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
Smart person: The jet didn't melt the steel, it weakened it. Do more research, moron.

by put a dick all up inside her April 6, 2015

Blame Canada

A previously existing phrase that became exceedingly popular in the Northeast following the massive "Northeast Blackout of 2003" that originated in Ontario. The blackout affected parts of Ohio, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Massachusetts, Connecticut and Rhode Island for a total of 45 million Americans. While US officials blamed Canada for the outage, Canadian officials blamed several US states including New York and Pennsylvania.

Popular T-Shirt Slogan...
"8/14/03: Blame Canada"

by mmmdonuts75 May 2, 2010

Bush-Blamer

A person who to blames President G. W. Bush for even obvious unrelated issues, for no other reason than to push a personal or political agenda.

Examples A Bush-Blamer would say: Bush was responsible for that Volcano erupting that shutdown all those airlines. Bush caused Global Warming. Bush blew up the World Trade Center. Bush caused that oil spill to embarrass Obama.

by Devnul May 8, 2010

Laser Beam

A Laser Beam is another word for a joint.

While smoking a joint with friends, one might say "Dude, pass me the laser beam"

by Moultrup October 9, 2008

Beamer

A person whose life is devoted to playing video games.

Word originates from the beaming that goes on between said beamer and the tv set on which he is playing his game.

Jim called himself a gamer; but everyone at school made fun of him calling him a beamer.

by DimDog December 27, 2008

Blambi

Receiving oral sex while watching the Disney Classic, Bambi. Or.... Fingering a baby deer.

Last night, my girlfriend gave me my second ever blambi... Nothing compared to my first ever, while hunting with my dad.

by Claypon Anderson January 29, 2014