Bollocktics

Bollocktics - noun; The philosophical study of testicles.

"Man, I went down to Oxford Uni, and a Professor P Indik was initiating a bollocktics lecture"

by Mugger October 16, 2006

bollocksoaks

A derogatory term used to define a less than watchable soap program, more commonly used describing a particular soap.

'I'm off to watch hollyoaks ducky', 'Don't you mean bollocksoaks my bambi'

by Demoncards January 1, 2008

bullockin

To tell a huge lie

Person 1:That dude just told me that he used to play in the NBA
Person2: Man you know he's bullockin you

by pimpson88 May 9, 2009

Bullockstachio

1. An asshole eating a pistachio.
2. Something totally bogus.

opposite of beastachio

1. Look at Eric eating that pistachio, totally bullockstachio.
2. COD 8 is only for wii??? That's BULLOCKSTACHIO!!!!

by barackobama1138thx April 21, 2011

Bollock Bank

The process of stretching ones scrotum and seeing how much money you can deposit in it.

Dude, he set a new record for the bollock bank last night. He totally got $10 worth of coins in there.

by Oak79 June 17, 2011

Bollock Popper

A very dangerous and disturbed man with wild hair, often found standing in same place for hours or walking around pembroke or ireland with bottles of stella. He will pop the bollocks of any man that catches his eye, especially soilders based in germany, main weapons include cleavers and hammers.

shit, the bollock popper spotted me, RUN!

by BigBadOtto January 8, 2012

bollockutor

A term used for people whose utterances do not show logical connections and lack any intellectual deepnes.
Etimology: fusion of the english word "bollocks" with the latin "locutor" (literally "someone who talks bollocks")

(after someone comments the news without having a clue)

This bollockutor is getting on my nerves!

by Luxemburgish August 27, 2013