Bongo Beater

Something that makes 0 sense or an unbelievably bad take.

Tom : Was Hitler really bad?
Matt: You're such a bongo beater

OR
Matt: That's a bongo beater

by QueenLatisha May 30, 2022

Skeeter beater bill

Beats his meat to any girl

Did you see that dude he was skeeter beater billing

by Skeeter beater bill October 25, 2018

Wife beater

Wife beaters. Also known as drunk black men, also known as raccoons.

Get that wife beater to the field.

by anonymous April 23, 2022

monkey beater

monkey beater a person who whips monkeys / niggers for fun or excitement. When you be a mad monkey they will call the monkey beater and will get beat by the nigger whipper

you are a monkey beater

by monkey beaters November 19, 2022

Buzzer Beater

When you make it to the toilet just in time that the second your ass touches the toilet seat you let out a fat shit.

*2 guys on a car ride*
Guy 1: “I have to shit so bad right now”
Guy 2: “We’re 15 minutes from the next rest stop”
Guy 1: “yeah it’s gonna be a buzzer beater”

by Gloryboy4life August 5, 2022

bobby beater

An inflatable hammer wielded by children for the sole purpose of beating Bobby Vegas to death.

And here come the kids with Thier Bobby beaters. He's got no chance now.

by Purplebloke January 15, 2022

Wife Beater's Toe

Having a longer second toe than big toe, giving one a genetic predisposition to beat one's wife.

I wasn't surprised when I found out John choked Sally the other weekend. I saw him in sandals once and noticed his wife beater's toe was notably elongated.

by Richard Kimble February 28, 2011