trash bastard

A trashy person who burdens others with a disgusting or dirty act, either accidental or intentional, then slinks away leaving the burden on others.
So that trash bastard crashed in my spare bedroom after a heavy night of drinking. When I woke up the next morning, I found he wet the bed and was nowhere to be found.
by akaTheBaron October 31, 2015
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trashed bastard

An extremely intoxicated person at a party or gathering that finds fun in irritating others and causing havoc
Last night Eric pushed Tim, broke a light, and spilled on the carpet. He was a trashed bastard.
by The shadow king March 06, 2010
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Bastard SZN

When the boys are just acting completely radical and no fucks are given. When the boys pound brew.
We have 2 cases here boys, it’s BASTARD SZN.

All the bastards are in one room, it’s so BASTARD SZN!!!

Henry: Yo what szn is it?
Cale: Dude it’s BASTARD SZN!
Henry: You’re such a bastard Cale
by He’ll yeah boys October 15, 2019
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Beanie Bastard

These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.
MY VAGINA IS ALWAYS DRY AS LISAS PIE WHENEVER I SEE A BEANIE BASTARD.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
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boxset bastard

A person who thinks you're a boxset bully or is not willing to watch a TV show you highly recommend.
You're a boxset bastard.
by DaleCooper October 23, 2010
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total bastard

Someone who defines their own name on Urban Dictionary, and fills it with a shit ton of compliments
by Fluorosis November 11, 2014
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Mean bastard

When you get an insult like hairy titties and he's now stuck in a hole like the mean bastard that he is.
You have hairy ape titties....oh wow I really am a mean bastard said the hairy bear
by Bear in a hole August 09, 2016
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