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barn burner

A swim practice that obliterates your body, mind, and soul. It leaves you lifeless.
We had an absolute barn burner today. I went home and took a 12 hour nap!
by largeMan234 February 22, 2022
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Barnes (London, SW13)

A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos
Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!

Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.
by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024
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booby barn

1 n: a strip club or adult club.
Hey johny, you wanna go to the (booby barn?) i heard your mom was gonna be there haha "johny: bruh"
by thathormyguy October 26, 2020
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to rape the barn

to torch your own property in order to obtain insurance money
according to what I heard, to rape the barn is an easy way to make money in Putin's Russia
by Sexydimma March 11, 2015
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Hoyt Barnes

an annoying red haired, with nasty side burns and a big ugly spikey mop type person who enjoys all qualities of the average nerd.(Tiny lead figure painting, Computer games, star trek, etc.)
One who chooses to seek a mate who is unimaginably ugly, who could be mistaken for the opposite sex or a dog.
A being who mates on the couch with a parent walking in on the pair.
An individual who trys so fit in but is repeatedly denied.
Over all this is a being that is unwanted and should escape from the world that could become a cleaner, more beautiful environment.
"I really don't like those people"
"yeah, the're so ugly that Hoyt Barnes wouldn't even do that!"
by man gooch November 28, 2004
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Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.
Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.
by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018
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hays in the barn

When the new quarterback you recruited finally let’s you hit it raw behind the IAC.
After another spectacular game tonight from my favorite quarterback the hays in the barn.
by Marcus Student Section September 9, 2021
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