Bald Eagle Butthole Licker

Someone who loves freedom and George Washington but also is openly a freak. Has licked a butthole in their day just to know the taste and for the thrill.

Did you hear Johnny had sex wearing Abe Lincoln boxer briefs? Yeah - he’s a real
Bald Eagle Butthole Licker

by IDONTEXIST February 20, 2019

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bald eagle in my butthole

My butthole is having spasms

I'm having really bad bald eagle in my butthole

by Bald eagles April 01, 2017

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bald head ho

A ho that's white. Black dudes call 'em bald head cuz they ain't got dreads like them.

I see some bald head hoes...shit, let's get some brain

Bald head hoes, I see some bald head hoes, shit son I see some bald head hoes

by houstonsgravy12 April 25, 2007

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Bald Headed Psycho Bitch

B.H.P.B. for short. Bald people are generally psycho looking anyway and if you need to rip on them, they probably are being a bitch about something.

It's an excellent description of a bald person that allows you to avoid the public outcry from making fun of a person for being just 'bald'. Bald people tend to be sensitive about their follicle-challenged noggins and resent the use of the word 'bald'. However when used as part of a much more detailed description, it becomes acceptable to society.

Only to be used on people that choose to shave their heads or have to because of male/female pattern baldness.

Jimmy, you bald headed psycho bitch, quit pissing me by slurping those slurpies.

by turkeh November 24, 2010

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North American Bald Beaver

Most deadly species of beaver in the world. Will jump on a man's face and rip his tongue out.

Policeman: "Yeah those North American Bald Beavers are deadly."
Guy: "Yeah? I've never seen one, what they look like?"
Policeman: "They are bald, and have a pink inside"

by locutus89 October 18, 2008

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