My butthole is having spasms
by Bald eagles March 31, 2017
Get the bald eagle in my buttholemug. in medieval times, old priestesses used to feel the bumps and lumps on their potential spouses head, they believed that the bumps on ones head tells you about the life they lived and what their future was going to be like, one specific bump on the left side of a mans head next to the ear can answer all questions relating to sex, the bigger the bump the better the sex!
by lumpedy lump March 13, 2011
Get the lumps on his bald headmug. I see some bald head hoes...shit, let's get some brain
Bald head hoes, I see some bald head hoes, shit son I see some bald head hoes
Bald head hoes, I see some bald head hoes, shit son I see some bald head hoes
by houstonsgravy12 May 2, 2007
Get the bald head homug. B.H.P.B. for short. Bald people are generally psycho looking anyway and if you need to rip on them, they probably are being a bitch about something.
It's an excellent description of a bald person that allows you to avoid the public outcry from making fun of a person for being just 'bald'. Bald people tend to be sensitive about their follicle-challenged noggins and resent the use of the word 'bald'. However when used as part of a much more detailed description, it becomes acceptable to society.
Only to be used on people that choose to shave their heads or have to because of male/female pattern baldness.
It's an excellent description of a bald person that allows you to avoid the public outcry from making fun of a person for being just 'bald'. Bald people tend to be sensitive about their follicle-challenged noggins and resent the use of the word 'bald'. However when used as part of a much more detailed description, it becomes acceptable to society.
Only to be used on people that choose to shave their heads or have to because of male/female pattern baldness.
by turkeh November 26, 2010
Get the Bald Headed Psycho Bitchmug. Policeman: "Yeah those North American Bald Beavers are deadly."
Guy: "Yeah? I've never seen one, what they look like?"
Policeman: "They are bald, and have a pink inside"
Guy: "Yeah? I've never seen one, what they look like?"
Policeman: "They are bald, and have a pink inside"
by locutus89 February 22, 2009
Get the North American Bald Beavermug. to masterbate
by petergripper December 31, 2008
Get the wrestling the bald headed champmug. person one- yer mom!
person two- yer DAD!
person one- yeah?!
person two- YEAH!
person one- well, your bald headed granny!!
person two- ooooh, burnnn.
person two- yer DAD!
person one- yeah?!
person two- YEAH!
person one- well, your bald headed granny!!
person two- ooooh, burnnn.
by Kotton Kopter March 26, 2008
Get the your bald headed grannymug.