Can beater

Insult that is judged onto a cheap/hustling person who picks up crushed and used alumium soda cans, then turns them in for loose change. They can gain only 5 cents for each can, but this jobless loser takes it to veiw it as being worth $10 when it's only 10 cents. Usually they are strung-out and uneducated deadbeats spending nickels.

Don't throw those cans in the trash, kiddies. Mr. Can beater coming to collect em'.

by Lynnj85 July 28, 2010

wife beater man

the redneck you call when you are to pussy to beat your wife yourself.

did you hear jason called wife beater man, his wife got beat

by wife beater man November 30, 2021

beater bitch

A scuzzy, ugly, worthless and supremely stupid woman that's not worth two seconds' care or consideration. --Like a beater car.

I've got a beater bitch up in Mount Vernon. She's so bad that I wouldn't take to a shit-fight if I had first throw and could use her as ammunition.

by Bloodystocking January 4, 2009

Brow beater

When a girl kneels in front of you and sucks your balls as you slap your cock between her eyes.

She was perfect, she took a brow beater on the first date!

by Cudotz July 29, 2016

Junior Wife Beater

The alternative high alchohol content lager to Stella Artois, known as Kronenbourg 1664.

See also Wife Beater

Matt: Come on then lads, lets have a round the clock session! Last one there has to drink Junior Wife Beater all day!

3 hours later....

Ryan: Hector, where you been man! Looks like your drinking Junior all day long now!

by Steeman May 4, 2005

bateater

A hybrid between the worlds longest snake, the green anaconda and the worsts bulkiest snake, the Burmese python. It is currently threating the anaconda as worlds heaviest snake.

WOAH check out the size of that bateater, wonder if it eats little kids!

by Teh Gecko July 22, 2007

beater burn

rub the skin raw on your dick from masterbation

i've whacked off so many times i have a serious beater burn

by ibweag December 2, 2010