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Bachelorette

A feminine form of the word bachelor. Really just a synonym for 'spinster' but a TV series called 'The Spinster' sounds a whole lot less attractive because of the implication that an older unmarried woman must be damaged goods.
I watch The Bachelorette to convince myself that even beautiful women can be as single and desperate as me.
by Ajdbxisnsbcnfe October 18, 2018
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Confirmed Bachelor

A man who is exceedingly bad with women, and he doesn't really know why. He just doesn't have what it takes He's a confirmed bachelor (perpetually single, never married, no kids).

In the 50's this was a polite way of calling a man gay pre-sexual-revolution. After 2008 in the world of Tinder, some straight men are also now confirmed bachelors.
Hey man, how old are you?

Him: I'm 28.

Do you have any kids?

Him: Nope.

Married?

Him: no

I'm sorry about that, you're a confirmed bachelor.
by RaijuRainBird February 29, 2020
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Bachata

A Spanish word pertaining to over 30's desperate and dateless balls or singles nights for people past there prime.
Sometimes used to describe where music has gone to die.
by Man ningbar March 3, 2010
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Bachelorized

Bachelorizd: A guy who has recently been divorced or separated, having to fend for himself without the help of his wife or partner.
Joe uses the microwave to cook everything now that he is bachelorized.

Since Bill is bachelorized and doesn't know how to do laundry, he wears his underwear inside when he runs out.

John had to hire a maid to find the vacuum cleaner after becoming bachelorized.
by Beatlistic October 1, 2009
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bachelor success

the involvement of a dead hooker during or at the end of a party.
steve: hey man you hear about johns bachelor success?

Mark: wow man, we probably shouldnt talk about that in public.

steve: oooohh. right.
by Rattle Snake Jake June 22, 2010
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Bachlohm shaft

a mans penis in the morning/ bachlohm shaft
the bachlohm shaft is to be put in the ziz wheel
by Proffesor bryan August 31, 2010
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bachenit

Verb-

To mix up your daily company when your significant other is either out of town, or gone for a long leave of absence.
I am bachenit tonight, do you want to go out with the guys?
by 002002craig April 2, 2011
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