Barn Door Is Open

A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).

“Hey Jimmy your barn door is open!”

by CreamyDreamSupreme May 01, 2023

barn fuck

A midnight run where two or more bros break into a barn and sodomize the living shit out of every animal. Viagra is also involved so it results in a gargantuan bone orgy.

Kyle and Sheldon fill their pockets to the brim with Viagra, patiently waiting till midnight for a much anticipated Barn Fuck.

by Majorly Beagle February 24, 2016

Dutch barn

A lively party

This party is going to be a Dutch barn!

by Juavez P. August 16, 2018

ryan scott barnes

Known in TWHS as small PP man. he’s 2 hard. someone you would never wanna bang. Make by birth but goes as female. basically a drag queen

Damn. if i was ryan scott barnes id kermit suicide

by foreverAvirgin123 December 10, 2018

mat barns

Ugly fat cunt that likes to put their dick in peanut butter sandwiches. Term used to describe fat people.

Oi; faggot your such a mat barns

by Chubby hubby456 January 08, 2018

the barn animals

This is referring to all the barn animal sexual positions of urban dictionary. Currently, The Cow, The Pig, The Fish, The Chicken, The Unicorn and The Goat

Dan: Do you want to play with the barn animals?

Sally: what's that?

Dan: let me show you ;)

by Killsme January 23, 2021

hays in the barn

When the new quarterback you recruited finally let’s you hit it raw behind the IAC.

After another spectacular game tonight from my favorite quarterback the hays in the barn.

by Marcus Student Section September 09, 2021