axeophilia

A medical condition that means that you seek the love of a guitar rather than having sexual relations with a woman.

Dave: hey check out Tom... whats he doing to his guitar?
Ben : Never mind he's a total axeophiliac so don't worry.

axeophilia by Luke Harris February 6, 2008

Axel

A very sweet, kind, humorous, creative kind of person who’s likes to be smiling with a deep loving heart that can brighten up you’re day when you’re feeling down or when his there for you in hard complicated times no matter what, how hard it can be.

I would love to have an Axel in life :)

A very sweet, kind, humorous, creative kind of person who’s likes to be smiling with a deep loving heart that can brighten up you’re day when you’re feeling down or when his there for you in hard complicated times no matter what, how hard it can be.

I would love to have an Axel in life :)

Axel by Lowkey_Al;) June 22, 2018

axeslut 

A promiscuous female serial killer. Specifically, a woman who will have sex with you, and afterwards when you're smoking a cigarette, she'll cut your head off with an axe.

James: "I hear that David was brutally slaughtered in a motel room yesterday"
Patrick: "yeah, he was a victim of an axeslut"

axeslut by Seekatz October 13, 2006

axehole 

The nasally challenged dork who engulfs himself in every axe product available all on the same night, thus sending your nostrils and lungs into overload and out of commission for the night.

Jesus, I could could smell that axehole a block away; someone please hose him off.

axehole by Slippery noodle September 27, 2011

Pole Axed

Pole Axed

The pole axe was a weapon used in medeival England. It was literally an axe atop a long pole. Originally the term meant to be killed with such a weapon; it later came to mean being violently killed with any such weapon or instrument.

When the running back was hit by the middle linebacker, he went down like he'd been pole axed.

Pole Axed by Dasher8400 March 7, 2007

axeshually 

Black slang for 'actually'. Similar to the pronunciation 'axe' instead of 'ask'.

Kenneth: "Axeshually, boy, you are straight ratchet."

axeshually by RazzInTown June 21, 2012

Axenima 

When you spray an Axe can up your asshole in an attempt to clear your anal cavity of its atrocious smells.

After John had the worst diarrhea of his life, his roomates were forced to give him an Axenima.

Axenima by Steeple Dave May 1, 2014