Awkward Moment Maker

Someone that defines the awkward moment; they create the unusual atmosphere. These people are usually very sexy, know one knows why, they are just very sexy. Preferably by the name of Jon.

Gary is a Awkward Moment Maker but all they ladies love him

Girls want Alex because he is so sexy, but he is also a Awkward Moment Maker

Awkward Moment Maker by verysexyman September 15, 2010

awkward mustache 

when someone puts there index finger over their upper lip and thumb under their chin. (sometimes wiggling the index finger)

it just looks awkward

Girls: *changing in locker room* (not naked)
Boy: *walks in, wide eyes, and then walks out with out saying a word*

Girls: *look at each other* Ummmm.....? *Awkward mustache*

awkward mustache by awkwardhockeychick<3 January 26, 2011

awkward physical exam 

An awkward physical exam refers to when the doctor makes the patient stand up rather than lie down for a physical exam. Also an awkward physical exam refers to an erection during the test.

The teenager took an awkward physical exam while the doctor checked his scrotum and penis because it was required for cross country.

awkward physical exam by doctaclonez March 17, 2011

Awkward Monday 

the monday after Homecoming weekend, where everyone hears the stories of what happened at the party, and all of the people who hooked up are UBER awkward around each other/ avoidant. my personal favorite day of the year.

god i love Awkward Monday.. did you hear what happened with Billy and Mandy?

Awkward Monday by DemiVikiC January 5, 2009

Awkward Palm Tree

The awkward palm tree is similar to the awkward turtle. Just as the awkward turtle is used to acknowledge an awkward pause or silence the awkward palm tree is a discrete way to signal to your friends that you are in an awkward situation and they need to come save you. The awkward palm tree is created by letting your wrists go limp so your arms and hands form a "V" and then crossing your arms at the wrist. In certain situations it may be appropriate to shout "awkward palm tree" or hold your hands in the sign above your head as a better signal to your friends.

Creepy Guy: So how are you?
Kate: Um... I'm pretty good. How are you?
Creepy Guy: ... Do you have a boyfriend?

Kate: *awkward palm tree* Uhhh... I... Um...
Kate's Nearby Friend: Hey Kate! I really need to talk to you! Can you come over here?
Kate: Yes I can!

Awkward Palm Tree by thisbmypseudonym March 30, 2011

Awkward Turtle Equals Awkward Babies! 

When you get a bit sick of the boring old 'Awkward Turtle'

Used by putting one hand on top of each other and gesturing the thumbs forward (signifying the awkward turtle.) Then take your two hands into fists and bang them together (the erm, baby making) and finally keep your hands in fists but take your thumb and pinky out and move forward (signifying the babies.)

Put it together fast and you get it! :D

Boy: Hey, erm I like you.
Girl: I er, like you too.
*Laughs awkwardly*
Boy: Awkward turtle...!
Girl: Awkward turtle equals awkward babies!

Awkward Turtle Equals Awkward Babies! by gilliaanx August 5, 2011

awkward silence 

awkward silence is what happens when you are talking about something weird. it is awkward silence. every time there is an awkward silence a gay baby is born.

Person 1: watz new
10 hours later
Person 2: awkward silence lol a gay baby was born
Person 1: lol

awkward silence by yomamaisfatt February 5, 2007