Inhabits the coldest climates of the lower 48. Can often be seen wearing a Calgary flames jersey. Master of the fitness pacer test. Often goes days without washing. Title 9 is his arch nemesis.
by EarlyTeenZ April 7, 2024
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Raqqz would smile ashamedly when I asked about his onlinely relationship.
Raqqz would smile ashamedly when I asked about his onlinely relationship.
by Daddy Drama March 4, 2025
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Get the Ashamedly mug.Imagine the in-between look of a baseball cap when it isn't curved or flat. After someone has sat on it, it is a hat that's had ass on it BUT if you wear that hat then you, my friend, are an asshat 100%.
It's works 2 different ways! ;)
It's works 2 different ways! ;)
Will came over yesterday wearing the asshat that his buddy gave him. That's nasty af, what an asshat! He is really something else!
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“I just pulled an asshale on my wife, she’s now the first person to get pregnant in the Grand Canyon”
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Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.
Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.
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“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”
— Canadian Dad Wisdom™
Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.
Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.
Proverb 🏛️
“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”
— Canadian Dad Wisdom™
“Canada’s leadership is less a government, more a runway show of asshats strutting their latest policy disasters.”
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