Ass confetti

The sprinkling of brown stained toilet paper left on the seat after a vigorous wiping.

Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.

by TRex⚡️ May 22, 2016

Business Ass

When you have intercourse while on a work trip.

-Bro how was your work trip?
--Dude it was beast! I got some serious business ass from Stacy!
-Nice!

by lockenload23 November 21, 2016

Study Ass

Study ass is a phenomenon that occurs when you've been studying for an extended period of time and your gooch and butthole stink.

This is problematic because the juices seep into your chair and ruins the cloth.

I've been studying all day for my functional anatomy final tomorrow, my chair reaks of study ass!

by duckbutteronmatoast April 14, 2014

axehandle ass

Axehandle Ass - (noun) - The butt, derrier, or ass of a man or woman that is approximately the width of a standard axehandle. An axehandle ass is a fat, huge behind with a width equaling or exceeding the width of a standard American axehandle - approximately 32 inches wide (or long) depending on how your measure it. Axehandle asses are typically found on extremely obese individuals, whose asses are so big that they need their own damn zip code!

Ryan: "Did you see the massively huge butt on that fugly bitch?"

Clive: "Yeah, her ass is as wide as an axehandle! She's got an axehandle ass!"

by Juke Boxx Hero November 21, 2011

lookin-ass

An adjective usually used to insult somebody by comparing them to another person / thing.

Person 1: Did you see Sean over there?
Person 2: The kid with the glasses?
Person 1: Yeah that Harry Potter lookin-ass.

by A Generic Video Game NPC November 6, 2019

Happy Ass

Old school slang, usually used to make fun of someone who is too excited or hyper in relation to the topic at hand,to the point where it’s annoying.

“Calm your happy ass down,it’s not that serious!”

by StarStepper September 22, 2020

Ass Colonialism

When your fucking your girl in the ass exclusively and you decide that it might be a good place to live, so move in for a long period of time.

At which hour thy fucking thy wench in the rampallian exclusively and thee decideth yond t might beest a valorous lodging to liveth, so moveth in f'r a longeth p'riod of timeth.

Colin: Did you hear about shahyar and fatima?
Me: No what happened?
Colin: He parked his boat in her ass! ;)
Me: Oh Ass Colonialism?
Colin: Yes exactly.

by Caleb_DeBrusk September 9, 2020