by Lmao_._lmao September 8, 2016
Get the Owls Crime Squadmug. The owl in nature is a bird that eats its prey, and vomits out what it can't digest. So then it seemingly wouldn't need to poop, but yet it still does. Calling someone else an "Owl" in context is a nicer way of explaining that the person is unnecessarily rude, aggressive, arrogant; or in other words an unnecessary asshole. It's the kind of person who is hateful not because it's been a bad day, they got barked at in the office, they stepped in cat feces, nothing is wrong. They are just rude for no apparent reason or offense. Some people are owls periodically, whilst a rare type is usually an owl, and this is the kind of person most people always avoid. The owl may be generally unfriendly, or inflict sporadic outbursts upon others.
Mike: Hey I heard you got transferred to another department, what happened?
Sarah: It's just my supervisor James, he's really good at troubleshooting but he's such an owl sometimes that I had to leave.
Mike: makes sense, after awhile the stress can't be worth it.
Sarah: It's just my supervisor James, he's really good at troubleshooting but he's such an owl sometimes that I had to leave.
Mike: makes sense, after awhile the stress can't be worth it.
by D_G_Kenn March 27, 2024
Get the Owlmug. by Deepnacho December 25, 2015
Get the Cactus owlmug. Relates to bowling
by The owl in bowl February 17, 2025
Get the Owl In Bowlmug. 
*After the Manatee Effect or the Mermaid Theory*
WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE
There are 9 rules:
Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.
Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.
Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.
Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.
Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.
Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.
Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.
Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.
Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE
There are 9 rules:
Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.
Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.
Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.
Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.
Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.
Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.
Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.
Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.
Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
by MKO LIVE August 9, 2016
Get the The Owl Theorymug. A fried owl is similar to a night owl, but taken 1 step further. Someone may be tired from late night work, partying, or even skating with the homies.
by Worstdressedwriter May 11, 2024
Get the Fried owlmug.