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Spew Alert

To warn someone in the subject line of an email that they shouldn't read it with a mouthful of anything, or it might wind up on their screen, or keyboard...

"A little joke for you >Spew Alert<"
"Damn, Dave should have given me a spew alert before mailing me the goatse, I need a new keyboard"
by MedPig November 13, 2007
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scroll alert

1. A scroll alert is a cross between a spoiler alert and a warning to ‘keep on scrolling’, recently invented. Not in wide use.
2. The information which follows ‘scroll alert’ will a) go against the norm b) will involve an alternate viewpoint which may go against your grain, beliefs, and quite possibly piss you off, c) may actually mess with your world and cause you to readjust and grapple with your values for a minimum of three days, and quite possibly more.
3. A scroll alert is a warning or disclaimer.

4. These words indicate that you are forewarned to “Keep on scrolling” unless you’re willing to engage. Just like a spoiler alert, scroll alert is a warning associated with giving away the main or turning point in a politicosocial event.
5. Precedes a statement that someone earnestly believes themselves and knows will really piss people off.
6. A term to describe the revelation of crucial elements (i.e. purported unverified facts, cause of deaths, viewpoint twists, attribution of responsibility, etc.) of a situation involving values (political, religious, moral, social etc.)
SCROLL ALERT
Charlottesville….REALLY?
After seeing a host of one-sided posts, I’ve gotta share my views. First of all I don’t see how people can claim any responsibility if they only see one side. That situation was a TWO-SIDED one.
by NoNukes4U September 2, 2017
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Arab alert

when federal law enforcement agencies are filled in when there are Arabs in the area and to watch them because they commit the highest proportion of terrorist attacks.
The Arab alert made them the only white minority with no billionaires in America.
by Coop Dupe April 6, 2020
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whiteboard alert

This is yelled whenever Carl Rove appears on the Fox News Channel for an interview, usually alerting viewers that he may display a whiteboard during the course of providing a response to the host's query
While watching "Hannity" the other night on Fox News Channel, I saw that Carl Rove was to be a guest, so I yelled out "Whiteboard Alert!" while seated in my recliner.
by Cajundweeb July 11, 2020
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Zamn Alert

when you see a bad bitch or a fat booty and you think (ZAMN🥵) so you say ZAMN ALERT out loud so all the homies can peep dat jawn
she bad asl and her ass fat!?! ZAMN ALERT!”
by imsooogoated March 20, 2023
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