absure

To be absolutely sure of a fact (often found on the internet).

I'm absure that we can't fit five elephants in this mini.

by avengerpenguin August 3, 2004

absurtardiculous

Something so outa' wack it's crazy. (see retardiculous)

Joe's over-the-top homosexual tendencies are absurtardiculous!

by excel_geek October 8, 2004

Abusion

The misuse of a Bove

AB-Ouch, that's abusion, you lowly commoner

DS-Sorry Melord

by Commoner DS July 3, 2005

Aburto

A person who likes everyone and doesn't give a shit

That person is a Aburto

by 1 Heo October 7, 2016

Absurd

Dumb, unreasonable

Havyn is absurd for liking twenty one pilots

by Jordan is awesome November 13, 2018

Abusement Park

A legendary groupchat

consists of more than 400 people

Check the abusement park

Ok.

by bbbbbbbbbruuuuuuuuhmoment69 December 7, 2021

altitude abuse

A term used by sky divers and base jumpers alike to refer to wasted altitude that could have been used as free fall time but was negated due to a lack of testicular fortitude, resulting in an early parachute pull.

It was Derrick's first jump so he freaked and he threw his chute only 5 seconds in. Total altitude abuse.

by Pete Samp December 1, 2009