A male who mistakes his penis for a vagina, freeloading and attempting to ride anyone in their immediate vicinity around like a proverbial stick horse-expecting them to pay for all their shit and use/mess up/destroy all of their personal belongings- without even bothering to ask permission.
I’m about to make ol Snivel Tits pay up for taking my motorcycle apart when this saw blade turns his into scrap metal for the chop shop.
by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ January 19, 2020

When a clumsy girl tries to drink a beer way too fast and spills it all over her breasts.
She then has Beer Tits.
She then has Beer Tits.
Yo man, Athena tried to chug this beer yesterday and went full beer tits. She almost spilled half of it...
by Occvltist December 30, 2016

Lovely breasts in motion. Hypno-tits are an excellent distraction tactic. Bouncing, dancing, jogging... any action that sets a nice set into motion may result in the "hypno-tits" effect causing others to lose their train of thought and become mesmerized. Mesmerized individuals can then be easily made to do the bidding of the hypno-titst. This is also an excellent way to end awkward conversations as well.
When Gina received some exciting news, she inadvertently created a hypno-tits effect as she bounced with glee causing Chad to drop what he was doing.
by Ehrris November 1, 2012

n. large, vestigial breasts that develop after taking moderate to large doses of Risperdal or any other atypical antipsychotic (Zyprexa, Seroquel, Clozaril...) These breasts are formed by an increase in prolactin production by the mammaries and thus result in the breast enlargement regardless of diet, original bust size, and gender.
Mike: Dude, what's up with your boobs... I mean, dude, you've got boobs!
Dave: Oh yeah, my shrink gave me risperdal, 1 mg per day. These are my risperdal tits.
Dave: Oh yeah, my shrink gave me risperdal, 1 mg per day. These are my risperdal tits.
by Bill Brasky February 2, 2005

The resentful and threatened attitudes exhibited by a woman towards another woman that is attractive and specifically has nice tits.
I couldn't figure out why Mary was always talking shit about Lisa, and then I realized that it was because Mary had tit envy. She didn't want another girl getting all the attention.
by Titty Luvr January 2, 2008
