chode nuts

Someone with really fat, gargantuan, giant balls. You can interpret this two ways:
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls

Person 1: Did you see Brendon's chode nuts?
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.

by pinjer September 30, 2018

nut lag

When one has troubles busting a nut

I'm experiencing a nut lag

by Britztits November 19, 2016

Flab Nuts

An area with a high concentration of flab, so much so that it dangles, much in the same way that a testicle does.

Cammy loves tickling georgia's flab nuts

Cammy:"i love them flab nuts!"

by Cameron haimes December 15, 2011

Nut Weakening

When the buttocks of a woman are so soft and plump that they have the ability to make a man ejaculate prematurely.

“Damn! Did you see that ass? That shit was Nut Weakening!”

by AlwaysHip March 10, 2021

Nut Plate

What you would call a female's forehead during sex or when talking about sexual interactions.

After she gave me the sickest blowjob, I just had to plop a fat one on her Nut Plate.

by D0D4 February 16, 2019

fast nut

Trying to nut within minutes of your parents coming home to find you jerking off to hazbin hotel porn.

Bro I had to make a fast nut last night cause my dad got home from getting milk at the store.

by sponge tea December 16, 2019

nut purse

A small yet yummy snayck that holds your nugs.

Synonyms - scrotum, scroats, gum

Fuck bro... i think i split my nut purse

by Ass nut August 25, 2018