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lost weekend

A weekend spent having sex and cuddling the whole time, only breaking for food and other necessary breaks.
Did you get much done over the weekend, Sally?

Nothing, I had a lost weekend with that new stud in the sales department.
by sqrfolkdnc March 16, 2009
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Two Weeks Notice

To give advance notice to an employer that one will no longer be employed. Tradition ended once millennials were grown.
I would give a two weeks notice but I’m a millennial and don’t know how so I’ll just quit today via text message.
by ggg121 December 20, 2018
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Weekend Warrior

When one leaves a massive greasy shit in an office or Government Mandated facility on a Friday evening for other office personnel to find on Monday morning.
Holy smokes batman! Someone left a nasty weekend warrior in here and Bossman found it, Hes on a rampage to fire someone over it.
by WootALoot July 14, 2012
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Danish Weekend

a hot weekend of wild danish sex
My legs can barely move because I had danish weekend last week
by Dr Strangelove123 June 4, 2009
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Wake and Bake Weekend

A span in time preferably a weekend is Where one finds him/herselves So Stoned to fall asleep for odd hours to only awake in a lackidasical daze to only smoke again to sleepstoned that a Time warp of three days can mindfuck them to have completely forgot where the weekend went and how the fuck is it monday? type feeling... Thats A WAKE AND BAKE WEEKEnd!

Also Beleived to be Considered a Stoners "Religious Purification"
Like a christians sunday for worship.
Dude i don't remember anything about last weekend bro, i'm having lapses in time and all my cheesecake, bread, mustard, chips are spread everywhere and i may have cooked my cat...I dont know dude must have been my time for a Wake and bake weekend.
by JayPhiZzle April 5, 2011
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Weekend at Bernie's

Sexual Position - Spending an extended period of time being fucked by two guys at once. One from behind and one in the mouth.

See Also: Chinese Finger Cuffs
Jessica spent the weekend with her new swinger boyfriend. Poor girl looks like she spent the whole Weekend at Bernie's.
by Gabriel Dunn March 16, 2009
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weekend warrior

A weekend warrior is a person who does mild workouts during the week but enjoys intense challenges and strenuous workouts, or competing and endurance testing in a variety of events on the weekend.
Sorry, man, no time to party this month. I'm in weekend warrior mode. Next week I'm in a 10k run and the week after I'm having a 1-2 hour mountain bike ride with buddies.
by Rear Admiral Poopsocks April 19, 2006
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