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chocolate wasted

"Chocolate wasted" is most frequently used in context to me "very drunk", although that is not its origin.

The quote is originally from the movie Grown Ups, where Adam Sandler's character answers a table of kids wanting to know what being "wasted" means and he tells them it's a "hankering for ice cream". A little girl then yells out "I wanna get chocolate wasted!".

People now use it just to mean very drunk and they generally use the complete quote from the movie.
Bob: Let's hit up the bars tonight.
Sam: Yeah, I could use a few drinks after all this studying.
Kara: I wanna get chocolate wasted!!
Everyone: (laughs hysterically)
by katiefromtexas December 2, 2010
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Waste Youte

A really retarded person who just does the stupidest things that annoy the hell out of people.
Victor: I have a small penis and I had fun with it last night

Mark: Wow, what the hell? Who cares, waste youte
by Gh3tto Fab G33 June 17, 2009
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Wasserbag

An inverted scrotum; a pile of sagging ball meat above the shaft of a cock. A penis eyelid.
That poor bastard must never get laid, his wasserbag looks like a gigantic clitoral hood. I'm surprised his cock doesn't suffocate under there!

wassergock wassergunt
by Granuppie April 21, 2009
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Panty Waste

A weak male born with a great deal of female traits but with just enough male traits to get him into the boys locker room.
My friend Brian prances around the locker room like a freakin 'Panty Waste', he must be a ‘Dabbler’.
by cRAZY kooT August 28, 2002
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Dirty Walter

1 - (verb) This occurs when a woman insists on her male partner to wear a condom against his wishes. He agrees to her request, but during sex he pretends to play with his testicles & secretly slides the condom off. After he climaxes inside of her he quickly rolls off and makes a quick trip to the bathroom to dispose of the evidence.
Did she make you wear a rubber? She thought so.. ha ha, but I gave her the Dirty Walter .
by Adam326 December 26, 2005
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Waste and Baste

In order to Waste and Baste your woman, you need three essential items.

1) A handle of Tequila
2) A paintbrush (the bigger the better)
3) A bucket of Barbecue Sauce.

The steps to Wasting and Basting are as follows:

1) Get your woman REALLY drunk on Tequila. I mean, blackout drunk. So drunk that she doesn't even know what's going on. This is the waste part.
2) After she is wasted, you want to strip her down to her bare ass.
3) Take your paintbrush, and dip it into the Barbecue Sauce. Get your paintbrush covered. Make sure all of the little bristles are completely immersed in BBQ sauce.
4) Take the paintbrush, and spread it all over her fine ass and her titties. Don't be afraid to use the paintbrush!

And voila, you have successfully wasted and basted your first woman. BUT, if you really wanna be a man; there is one optional step:

5) Lick the BBQ sauce clean off of her ass and titties.
I would love to waste and baste that girl. I'd grab a paintbrush, slap some barbecue sauce on that ass, and go to town!
by WasteAndBaster August 6, 2011
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White girl wasted

To become so drunk that you end up with your head in a toilet crying about how nobody will ever love you.
Girl: I hate my life I'm ugly and fat and no one will ever love me

Friend: you're so white girl wasted
by Bobhgeter November 14, 2012
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