waffle texts

1. When a person sends numerous texts continuously, not giving one the opportunity to respond.

2. When someone is blowin up your inbox with message after message after message

Bill: Damnit! Jen keeps sending these messages while I'm trying to respond to the first damned one!!

Bob: Sounds like she's stackin on the waffle texts.

Bill: Someone needs to calm this bitch down, I think I gotta lay the pipe.

by PickleDaVeggieMan October 27, 2009

Wiggle waffle

A pet name for male penis', especially when it's covered is syrup and cream

Lily: Mr grey was a teacher by day and a Wiggle waffle by night
Sophie: ohhhhh tasty

Lily: ikr we tried it last night when he was "helping me with homework"
Sophie: What with Mr Grey, damn son
Lily: i like it with a cherry on top

by jellytoes February 11, 2019

Conner The Waffle

Youtuber that "loves" bootlegs and fan games. His content is more on video games. He also likes waffles. (Of course, he would lol)

Person 1: Hey have you seen Conner The Waffle's new video?
Person 2: Whos Conner The Waffle
Person 1._.

by Kerplunk?! November 30, 2020

wiffle-waffle

Denotes someone who can't make a decision or take a course of action. AKA "analysis paralysis"

Think of this as an "addendum" to the first definition.

"George Dubya likes to wiffle-waffle"

"George Dubya IS a Wiffle-Waffle"

by BrettMan May 24, 2004

Brown Waffle

The act of taking a dump on someones chest than smacking it with a tennis racket.

Revealing the waffle and possibly putting maple syrup on it than eating it.

Me and my boyfriend had a romantic night of giving each other brown waffles, I know he's the one

by foundation982 June 18, 2009

Poon Waffle

Distorted wrinkled vagina flaps

Your grandma has a nasty poon waffle!

by Delphina June 11, 2006

Cunt Waffle

When a fat woman strips butt naked and forces your face into her cunt, she will then roll around like a waffle maker with your face in between her legs and the cellulite leaving a waffle pattern on your face.

I cant believe it, sheila just gave me a cunt waffle after i told her not to

by PUSHINUPDAISIES April 7, 2011